Captions will be rated on wit, humor, and cleverness. The Assassionista team will judge the contest and the winner will be announced next Thursday (September 29th). This game is worth $60 and will be shipped to the winner after announced. There will be a second place prize for a Gears of War 3 lanyard.
Post your caption in the comments below before Wednesday 28th at 11:59PM EST. Remember to keep caption pg-13, which means no swearing, etc. And tell your friends about (hey, we all need co-op buddies).
As Always,
LadySnip3r
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WINNERS ANNOUNCED
We are very happy to announce our winner and runner up for the Gears of War 3 Caption Contest.
The winners are:
Grand Prize of Copy of Gears of War 3
JASON C.
"Q: What happens when Marvel runs out of profitable Spider-Man video game ideas? A: Jump on the dude-bro wagon! Can't you see the look of envy in Commander Shepard's eyes?!"
Runner Up Prize Gears of War 3 Lanyard
PHANTOMFROG
"With the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Dom could finally let Marcus know that, yes, he was Venom"
(If you have won, please email ladysnip3r@assassionista.com with your full name and address so we can send you your prize!)
18 comments:
I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favorite Marvel / Gears of War crossover on the citadel!
"Now where did that plastic surgeon go? I want a refund......"
"sorry suzan, bozo the clown had the flu so they sent a replacement entertainer."
"Hey guys, can I play? I've got a big gun too!"
Before Gears 3, Venom never lost a match of Execution... But today.. - "Hey boys!! Now which one of you... told me to 'Man Up'?!!"
Things in the manly guys holding big guns collection.
Instead of going to E3, Gamescom, or TGS, Phil decided to bring the convention experience to his living room--replete with cardboard game standees, inexplicable cosplay, and dramatic keynote appearances with plastic weapons--but he failed to realize that doing so during his grandmother's birthday party was not quite the way to reach an "audience."
When gears of war is injected with venom, things can get a little sticky.
With the repeal of Don't Ask, Don't Tell, Dom could finally let Marcus know that, yes, he was Venom.
Q: What happens when Marvel runs out of profitable Spider-Man video game ideas? A: Jump on the dude-bro bandwagon! Can't you see the look of envy in Commander Shepard's eyes?!
"Oliver Stone deeply regrets hiring his grandson to do costume design for the remake of Scarface."
"You think this is bad? you should see how ugly the Sawed-off noobs are."
The jovial mood of Venom's birthday celebration was nearly ruined after Femshep warned him about shooting one's eye out.
Half vemon but full COG. I'm made for all kind of ass kicking. But on weekends, to raise some money since the fall of the government and all, I do birthday parties. So happy Birthday you lil' shit!!
And that was the day that Venom went over to the locusts...
Yeah, sorry I can't come in to work today boss. What? What do you mean it sounds like I'm wearing a mask? Do sick people where Venom masks and pretend to be Locusts instead of going to work? Hello? Hello? I think he bought it...
notify at Volimar@hotmail.com if I win something.
Whilst Sporting his hanover Cougars T-shirt and arriving armed and ready to the First Season Game of Thrashball post E-Day, Venom was disappointed to see that "Sera-CON," (Sera's Gaming convention) Was being held instead. With a bit of reluctance, he decided to check out the game floor, with a particular interest in something called "Mass Effect."
Just Kidding, I have the game, but I couldn't resist.
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